Being adorable, cute, and cuddly only has its ‘benefits’ if you’re, well…a puppy. Not if you’re A REAL MAN trying to hook-up with a pretty girl! Just ask KevJumba, who attempts to break out of the ‘friend zone’ with actress Jamie Chung by showing her just how masculine and sexy he really is in his latest video! Warning: fake mustaches, spastic pelvic thrusts, and tight, red speedos may or may not be involved…

So hit the ‘Play’ button below and hope that YOU’RE not the cute and cuddly puppy stuck in a benefit-less friend zone! Throw these guys a bone, ladies.